If in doubt go topless

Last night at Wendal Roderick’s fashion party in Mumbai, T’s friend the Bollywood actress came up to me and said, “Asha have you seen that young man?”

I spun around and at the bar was an Asian guy wearing a black leather jacket zipped up only half way. He was shirtless. Who thinks that is a good look?

“Oh p-leeease!!” I said wincing.

“Go and take a picture with him,” she encouraged.

“You know what, if I was more drunk I’d ask to do a Kenny Everett pose and put one hand on his chest and partly inside his jacket. While pulling an “Ooow” face. But I’m not.”

I did end up meeting him. His name is Love, I kid you not. He’s 22 and an actor. Only in Bollywood.