It still surprises me that many people do not realise that we are classified in the mammalian order Primates. Only last week I had a colleague raise his eyebrows once he was given this nugget of information. He’d scampered over to quizzed me about my new career path after it was mentioned during some gossip by the water-cooler in the newsroom.
Primates comes from the Latin meaning first rank – it should really be pronounced: PREE-MAR-TEZ. It includes prosimians (lemurs, lorises, galagos, tarsiers and the aye-aye) and anthropoids (monkeys and apes as well as humans). Most scientists will refer to our closest relatives as non-human primates.
I have a day off today and while this primate had planned to get up early and seize the day, it just hasn’t happened. I’ve been having difficulty sleeping. I thought I was the World’s Best Sleeper. Like the 1980’s Martini Rosso ad, my sleep motto was: anytime; any place; anywhere. But this has been challenged in recent days and I have now found myself getting ‘sleep envy’. As The Northerner’s head hits the pillow I can almost hear him drifting off while and I’m left wide awake, tossing and turning.
Researchers in the States say they have found a possible answer to aid sleep. In a study they found by lowering the temperature of the brain, it slows down its activity and therefore helps you relax in order to sleep. So how on earth do you cool down your brain? It’s not like it’s a kitchen appliance that can be turned down to gas mark five.

There's nothing like a good night's kip
Scientists gave troubled sleepers a special cap which contained tubes of cold water to wear. Already I’m imagining a showercap/mini-water bed encasing their heads. Joking aside, the results showed that those who suffer from sleep deprivation fell asleep more quickly and they also had a restful night. This has given new hope to insomniacs who for years have been taking a smorgasboard of pills to guarantee some shut-eye.
Dr Eric Nofzinger of the University of Pittsburgh School of Medicine, who led the study, said: “The most significant finding from this study is that we can have a beneficial impact on the sleep of insomnia patients via a safe, non-pharmaceutical mechanism that can be made widely available for home use by insomnia sufferers.”
These findings will be presented at a meeting of the Associated Professional Sleep Societies (APSS) in Minneapolis this week. Delegates are expected to be told that metabolism in an area of the brain known as the frontal cortex slows down while falling asleep. But the process increases in insomniacs.
I am not going to be designing my own version of this cap to wear in bed because I can hear the mickey-taking from the Northerner now. I’m hoping this is just a blip in my sleeping pattern and I will reclaim my World’s Best title very soon.
As we’re on the subject of heat and what it does to our brains. I want to drawn your attention to a video clip that the Northerner showed me yesterday. It shows different people from around the world doing the same experiment and it’s been watched by more than 16-million people on a French news website.
Uncooked popcorn seeds are placed on a table surrounded by several mobile phones. The phones are dialled simultaneously. Watch what happens to the seeds!! It certainly gives you food for thought, yes quite literally, if that can happen to a seed, what on earth is it doing to the temperature of our brains? Maybe I will think about making that cap after all.
Here’s the clip on You-Tube.
johnf
June 14, 2011
Hi Asha
Hope all is good with you.
I’m suffering with sleep deprivation myself at the moment – could have something to do with the two cats that seem to enjoy sleeping next to my head! They are my cats i should add!
Right, i’m off to B&Q now to buy random items for a new cap with built in cooling system. Keep an eye out for me on Dragons’ Den – i promise to give you a mention!
John x
urbanprimate
June 14, 2011
Love it!
A
Merlin
June 14, 2011
Hi Ash hope you are getting the odd nap in during your lectures!
That was an amazing brainfry! Maybe you don’t need to make your own hat – they do exist as squidgy packs you keep in the fridge (or stuff in the microwave depending on whether you want to apply heat or cold).
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Reusable-Cold-Heat-Compress-Packs/dp/B000LN3FO4 (just a random search result: no endorsement of any kind intended and I am sure there are many more)
What about the effects of all thet lovely microwave energy from satellite transmission and other Radio Frequency gubbins flying around? We can’t get enough of them in our own houses!
I must say I will be taking mobile brainfry more seriously – you know how you always do, but then you don’t when you are actually on the phone? Ain’t denial a wonderful thing.
They used to take the mickey out of victorian folk who said that we should be wary of that newfangled electricity stuff, and to keep away from lightbulbs…perhaps they had a point, as at least links between high tension power lines and a variety of disorders are close to proven. Commercial interests mean they are still fighting about whether mobile phone signal booster stations placed near populated areas have an effect. Commercial denial is even better eh?
Popcorn anyone?
Merlin x
urbanprimate
June 14, 2011
hey Merlin!
I think this is going to be my new party trick. I can’t wait to show it off, especially to the more hammered observer. I’ll have to start packing corn seeds in my handbag. You’re right, we have no idea about the long term effects on our brains with so many frequencies travelling through the atmos these days. Maybe I’ll resort to using the speaker phone more often, or just adopt a helmet like Magneto from X-men!
xx
joan wilson
June 15, 2011
like the idea of the cap myself, as ive said before i have s.l.e. and sleeping is a problem i suffer from its so bad that in 10yrs ive dreampt about 3 times, the longest ive slept for is 4hrs and thats with sleep medication. so this sounds like a great idea if it can be used for all. thanks for the titbit.
hope you are doing ok too. theres nothing worse betting up and all you want to do is sleep
urbanprimate
June 15, 2011
I couldn’t agree more Joan, I’m a terrible grump in the morning!
A
Ben Pendrey
June 26, 2011
The test is whether the popcorn cooks after being placed next to one mobile phone, as this will indicate the effect of the same amount of radiation emitted when in normal use.
Lining-up several mobiles, as in the video, is possibly creating a hotspot in the centre where the compounded radiowaves interact, but this doesn’t necessarily mean that one mobile would do the same to human tissue. A physicist would be able to answer these points more accurately than I can.
It is a neat party trick though.
B